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Monday 26 July 2010

Tell me why... I don't like dentists.

I'm up late. My whole jaw is on fire. (stoopid "wisdom" tooth). Yes I am going to the dentist. Saw the gp on Saturday and no obvious abscess or decay, I thought (hoped) it was just my ear as that was hurting too. But no.

I don't like dentists, (or some Mondays, like ones where I have to make emergency bookings). I could probably tell you why but my little Boom Town Rats tribute might explain.

The silicon chip inside her tooth,
Gets switched to o-ver-load.
And everyone's gonna go to school today,
I wanna be left alo-one!
And the GP doesn't understand it,
He says my teeth look as good as gold.
And I can see no reason, cos there are no reasons,
What reasons do you need to be shown ow, ow ow OW!

Tell me why,
I don't like dentists
Tell me why,
I dont' like dentists
tel me why
I dont' like dentists,
I wanna pu......ll, my own tooth out.

The drilling machine is kept so clean
As it grinds to a gaping hole
And your nerve feels so shocked
Because the pain isn't blocked
And they're trying to do a root canal.
List'ning to, his trips o-ver-seas,
Watching ads on the o-ver-head plasma screens,
They can see no reasons
'Cuz there are no reasons
What reasons do you need?
Oh Oh oh woe woE!

Tell me why,
I don't like dentists
Tell me why,
I dont' like dentists
tell me why
I dont' like dentists,
I wanna pu......ll, my own tooth out, out, out pull them all out!


And all the drillings stopped in the clinic now
He wants to play with the pliers now.
And he twists and pulls like he learnt in dentist school
And the lesson for me, is not to cry.
And then the tooth root crackles
And the dentist cackles
(As he sees his profits rise and rise. )
And he can see no reasons
'Cos there are no reasons
What reason do you need to cry, cry?
Oh Woe woe..

Tell me why
I don’t like dentists
Tell me why
I don’t like dentists
Tell me why
I don’t like
I don’t like (Tell me why)
I don’t like dentists
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I don’t like
I don’t like (Tell me why)
I don’t like dentists
Tell me why
I don't like dentists
I wanna pull oo oo oo oo ull, My own, tooth , out.....

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